I dagens Computer Sweden hittar vi en artikel om Accenture. Vi kallade in experten Accenten Lindeman för att beskriva ett liknande företag med en glad radiospot:
[box] – Does your firm have a few problems?
– and way too much disposable income?
– If you can’t flush your money down the toilet fast enough
– Call Accidenture, the new consulting company that used to be
– another consulting company until we sued our parent company
– When you’re fresh out of ideas
– Accidenture has experts fresh out of college who can pretend to learn your complex business in a few days
– At a cost you’ll be paying off for the next few years.
– No matter what your company’s problems are
– Accidenture has a bunch of powerful buzzwords to make you think we actually understand them.
– and even know how to solve them.
– We can accidentally destroy everything you spent your life building.
– while accidentally overcharging and underserving you. – Remember, our name’s no accident
– it’s Accidenture.
– Helping you go out of business, is our only business
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Tyvärr vet jag inte varifrån den här spoofen kommer från början, men den känns fortfarande relevant trots att den har några år på nacken.